Gonna need to try harder than that, my friend!

Water.  You can drown people with it, it won’t burn your face, and you can make water pour itself into a glass instead of having to get up to use the faucet.

>GREEN and Neopolitan is my favorite Ice Cream COLOR because there are three of them and they are all delicious.  Yes, OR SPUMONI, but the word Spumoni sounds gross.

Jerry Sienfeld is The Ultra-Humanite is The Jerry Sienfeld

Chewbatman

How to drink wine

Only Elvis Costello (and Nick Lowe, shhh) knows for sure.

Where do you think I keep the Spumoni?  Also that heart and poor spelling doesn’t convince me that you’d even want to try to get some of my delicious pistachio.

Fat Rob Thomas or Sexy Rob Thomas

Jason Schwartzman is Max Fischer is The Cowboy

Thanos and the Infinity Bonglet